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<b class="tit">14 Funny Epitaphs and 24 Famous Epitaphs</b>


<br><i>Published on 12/28/2006</i><BR><BR>

<center><h3>Funny Epitaphs</h3></center>


<li>Here lies my wife, <BR>
    Here lies she; <BR>
    Hallelujah! <BR>
    Hallelujee!<BR>
<i>In a Leeds graveyard [1861]</i>

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<li>"I told you I was sick!"<BR>
<i>In a Georgia cemetery</i>

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<li>The children of Israel wanted bread<BR>
    And the Lord sent them manna,<BR>
    Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,<BR>
    And the Devil sent him Anna.<BR>
<i>In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery</i>


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<li> Here lies the body<BR>
    of Jonathan Blake<BR>
    Stepped on the gas<BR>
    Instead of the brake.<BR>
<i>Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery</i>

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<li>Here lays Butch,<BR>
    We planted him raw.<BR>
    He was quick on the trigger,<BR>
    But slow on the draw.<BR>
<i>In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery</i>

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<li>I was somebody.<BR>
    Who, is no business<BR>
    Of yours.<BR>
<i>Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont</i>

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<li>Here lies the body of our Anna<BR>
    Done to death by a banana<BR>
    It wasn't the fruit that laid her low<BR>
    But the skin of the thing that made her go.<BR>
<i>Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont</i>

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<li>Sir John Strange.<BR>
Here lies an honest man.<BR>
And that is Strange.<BR>
<i>A lawyer’s tombstone in England</i>

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<li>Here lies<BR>
Ezekial Aikle<BR>
Age 102<BR>
The Good<BR>
Die Young
<i></i>

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<li>Here lies<BR>
Johnny Yeast<BR>
Pardon me<BR>
For not rising<BR>
<i>In Ruidoso, New Mexico</i>

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<li>Here lies Ann Mann,<BR>
Who lived an old maid<BR>
But died an old Mann<BR>
<i>Dec. 8, 1767</i>

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<li>Reader if cash thou art<BR>
In want of any<BR>
Dig 4 feet deep<BR>
And thou wilt find a Penny.<BR>
<i>John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery</i>

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<li>Gone away Owin' more<BR>
Than he could pay<BR>
<i>Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England</i>

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<li>Here lies an Atheist<BR>
All dressed up And no place to go.<BR>
<i>In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery</i>

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<center><h3>Famous Epitaphs</h3></center>


<li>"My Jesus, mercy"
<i>Al Capone</i>

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<li>"The best is yet to come."<BR>
<i>Frank Sinatra</i>

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<li>"This is the last of Earth! I am content!"<BR>
<i>John Quincy Adams (1767 - 1848)</i>

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<li>"A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough"<BR>
<i>Alexander the Great</i>

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<li>"Well this was fun, let's dit again sometime."<BR>
<i>Quniaron Bellthing (1930-2004)</i>

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<li>"Truth and History.
            21 Men.
            The Boy Bandit King.
            He Died As He Lived.
            William H. Bonney 'Billy the Kid'"<BR>
<i>Billy the Kid (unknown)</i>

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<li>"That's all, folks!" <BR>
<i>Mel Blanc (the epithaph is the trademark line of cartoon character Porky Pig, whose voice was provided by Blanc for many years)</i>

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<li>"Don't Try"<BR>
<i>Charles Bukowski</i>

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<li>"Here lies a man whknew how tenlist the service of better men than himself."<BR>
<i>Andrew Carnegie</i>

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<li>"I am ready tmeet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."<BR>
<i>Winston Churchill</i>

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<li>"She did it the hard way"<BR>
<i>Bette Davis</i>

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<li>"Nothing's So Sacred As Honor
And
Nothing's So Loyal As Love"<BR>
<i>Wyatt Earp</i>

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<li>"I had a lover's quarrel with the world"<BR>
<i>Robert Frost</i>

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<li>"Cast a cold eye
On life, on death.
Horseman, pass by!"<BR>
<i>W. B. Yeats</i>

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<li>"Call Me Trimtab" (A trimtab is the smallest part of a rudder for a ship or airplane, and controlls the direction of the craft. He was probably alluding how much power one individual can have in the world.)<BR>
<i>R. Buckminster Fuller</i>

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<li>"Hey Ram" (Translated "Oh, God")<BR>
<i>Mahatma Gandhi</i>

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<li>"Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty I'm Free At Last."<BR>
<i>Martin Luther King, Jr.</i>

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<li>"Workers of all lands unite. The philosophers have only
interpreted the world in various ways; the point is to change it."<BR>
<i>Karl Marx</i>

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<li>"Truth to your own spirit"<BR>
<i>Jim Morrison</i>

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<li>"Norton I
Emperor of the United States
and
Protector of Mexico"<BR>
<i>Joshua A. Norton</i>

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<li>"Never born, Never died: visited the planet earth between December 11, 1931 and, January 19, 1990."<BR>
<i>Osho</i>

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<li>"Curiosity did not kill this cat."<BR>
<i>Studs Terkel </i>

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<li>"I told you so, you damned fools."<BR>
<i>H. G. Wells</i>

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<li>"Against you I will fling myself unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!"<BR>
<i>Virginia Woolf</i>

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