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<b class="tit">Famous Last Words</b>


<br><i>Published on 9/28/2006</i><BR><BR>

Some of the best, funniest and most famous last words of all time:<br><br>

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<li><b>Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
</b><br>Francisco ("Pancho") Villa
<br><br>

<li><b>I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast!
</b><br>"Black Jack" Ketchum, notorious train robber
<br><br>

<li><b>Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
</b><br>Voltaire (attributed), when asked by a priest to renounce Satan
<br><br>

<li><b>Get these fucking nuns away from me.
</b><br>Norman Douglas
<br><br>

<li><b>Don't worry...it's not loaded...
</b><br>Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority as he put the gun he was cleaning to his 

head and pulled the trigger. 
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<li><b>Is someone hurt?
</b><br>Robert F. Kennedy, to his wife directly after he was shot and seconds before he fell into a coma. 
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<li><b>Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
</b><br>Groucho Marx
<br><br>

<li><b>Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!
</b><br>Karl Marx, asked by his housekeeper what his last words were
<br><br>

<li><b>I have a terrific headache.
</b><br>Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who died of a massive cerebral hemorrhage
<br><br>

<li><b>I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.
</b><br>Richard Feynman
<br><br>

<li><b>Drink to me!
</b><br>Pablo Picasso
<br><br>

<li><b>I have not told half of what I saw.
</b><br>Marco Polo, Venetian traveller and writer
<br><br>

<li><b>Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying.
</b><br>Jean Cocteau
<br><br>

<li><b>Dammit... Don't you dare ask God to help me.
</b><br>Joan Crawford. This comment was directed towards her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
<br><br>

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<li><b>Lord help my poor soul
</b><br>Edgar Allan Poe
<br><br>

<li><b>Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.
</b><br>Del Close, improvisor, teacher and comedian, died 1999
<br><br>

<li><b>I have tried so hard to do right.
</b><br>Grover Cleveland, US President, died 1908
<br><br>

<li><b>I don't have the passion anymore, and so remember, it's better to burn out than to fade away. Peace, Love, 

Empathy. Kurt Cobain.
</b><br>Kurt Cobain (in his suicide note), Lead singer for American grunge band Nirvana, referencing a song by 

Neil Young.
<br><br>

<li><b>In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you 

are going to see another first -- attempted suicide.
</b><br>30-year-old anchorwoman Christine Chubbuck, who, on July 15, 1974, during technical difficulties during a 

broadcast, said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head. She was 

pronounced dead in hospital fourteen hours later.
<br><br>

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<li><b>It's very beautiful over there.
</b><br>Thomas Edison
<br><br>

<li><b>Now why did I do that?
</b><br>General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
<br><br>

<li><b>Don't worry, relax!
</b><br>Rajiv Gandhi, Indian Prime Minister, to his security staff minutes before being killed by a suicide bomber 

attack.
<br><br>

<li><b>No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.
</b><br>Crawford Goldsby, aka Cherokee Bill, when asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged.
<br><br>

<li><b>I really need a therapist'
</b><br>Christopher Grace, an actor who killed himself during a matinee performance of Greece
<br><br>

<li><b>I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man.
</b><br>Che Guevara
<br><br>

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<li><b>I'm tired of fighting.
</b><br>Harry Houdini
<br><br>

<li><b>I see black light.
</b><br>Victor Hugo
<br><br>

<li><b>LSD, 100 micrograms I.M.
</b><br>Aldous Huxley To his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
<br><br>

<li><b>Let me go to the Father's house
</b><br>Pope John Paul II
<br><br>

<li><b>I'm bored with it all.
</b><br>Winston Churchill, before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.
<br><br>

<li><b>I know not what tomorrow will bring.
</b><br>Fernando Pessoa, Portuguese poet
<br><br>

<li><b>Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
</b><br>Mother Teresa 
<br><br>

<li><b>Don't disturb my circles!
</b><br>Archimedes
<br><br>

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<li><b>I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.
</b><br>Frida Kahlo
<br><br>

<li><b>Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with 

your worries in this sweet cesspool - good luck. (suicide note)
</b><br>George Sanders, Actor
<br><br>

<li><b>They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
</b><br>General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War, who was hit by sniper fire a few minutes 

after saying it
<br><br>

<li><b>Dying is easy, comedy is hard.
</b><br>George Bernard Shaw
<br><br>

<li><b>I'm losing.
</b><br>Frank Sinatra
<br><br>

<li><b>Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?
</b><br>Socrates
<br><br>

<li><b>My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.
</b><br>Oscar Wilde





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